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Yes I know, we have a quote bot, but there are a lot of different channel, so the quotes are spread over the whole network. That's why I created this topic, you can post the most hilarious quotes in here. Just make sure that they're not useless spam, these posts will be directly deleted.
As I don't want to spam this thread full with all the quotes I collected, just some, get the rest at http://www.the-compiler.org/quotes.html if you want.
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<Primedeath> I always tried to breath in my mouth and out my anus to save time.
<Primedeath> It never worked. =[
<Primedeath> It made it difficult to talk though.
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<oliver_and_sydney> whats head
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<The-Compiler> not s but z
<possu> s butt z
<The-Compiler> possu: *but :P
<possu> BUTT!
<The-Compiler> possu: stop beeing stupid please.
<possu> ai caant
<possu> its naitural
<The-Compiler> you are naturally stupid? I see.
<possu> me is tarded
<The-Compiler> definately.
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<TomTomDS> pkmn dont suk
<The-Compiler> TomTomDS: lern to spell
<The-Compiler> damn *learn xD
<Jessy> learn*
<K-Shadow> xD
<KittehKat> The-Compiler: Nice example.
<The-Compiler> indeed
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<Holz> 19:22:32 !anonymous! VERSION mIRC v6.34 Khaled Mardam-Bey <--- /ban -u120 nick 3
<anonymous> ?
<Holz> That's the answer to your question.
<Locotes> That will ban the nick for 2 minutes
<anonymous> ok
<anonymous> for what kind of minutes
<Locotes> 120 = 120 seconds = 2 minutes.
<Holz> The 60 seconds kind of minutes...
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<arsalanV2> Fuck this im outta here
::: arsalanV2 was kicked from #DSOrganize by NDS (Watch your language!)
<The-Compiler> xD
<The-Compiler> yes you are
Have fun.Quote:
<sticky> does nitemare ever talk?
<MadClaw> sticky >> Not in here.
<MadClaw> ever
<MadClaw> O_o
<NiTeMaRe> no
<NiTeMaRe> he doesn't
Flo
(15:42:53) (@Jason) i love niggers
(15:42:57) (@Jason) everyone should have one
[@mink] I was thinking
[@Jason] thats dangerous shit there
lol...
Two posts on me and neither of them are actually quoted in Quotes.
ya and? You already overpower the quote bot, thought we'd let you overpower the quote thread aswell.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nessun
It's definitely*Quote:
Originally Posted by The Compiler
Hello sir. I hope you are well today.
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<gb> .access del Axila
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<annie> no wonder rizon hate you
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This happens when you have too many questions that ask for eye color:
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[22:41] <@Trivia> 36. Naruto: What's Kurenai's eye color?
[22:41] <~FuryOfTheSkies> eye
[22:41] <ThreePies> red
[22:41] <@Trivia> Winner: ThreePies; Answer: Red; Time: 2.126s; Streak: 1; Points: 5; Total: 118
[22:41] <~FuryOfTheSkies> red
[22:41] <~FuryOfTheSkies> FUCK
[22:41] <ThreePies> EYE
[22:41] <ThreePies> LOL
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.::10:54:10::. * word is now known as Penis_Butler
.::10:54:10::. * Penis_Butler is now known as Yuugu
I was forced to do this or was I!
Another dull moment from the users on rizon. :PQuote:
<tzaeru> I always keep my irc terminal's size small so I don't accidentally see my own texts.
<tzaeru> they are so amazing that I would not be able to stop staring
* Yatsuko is now known as Yatsuko|not_here
<+Outlaew> Nice
<tzaeru> truly.
(Feb 02, 2010) [8:38:11pm] <&grimlock> .u Zampino
(Feb 02, 2010) [8:38:20pm] <Internets> [1/1] When you are having sex with a girl then ejaculate on her ear. You proceed to slap her across the face so that it splatters everywhere. - Damn, I Zampino'ed that bitch like there's no tomrrow!!
(Feb 02, 2010) [8:38:20pm] <&grimlock> wtf?
(Feb 02, 2010) [8:38:25pm] <&grimlock> oh right
(Feb 02, 2010) [8:38:27pm] <&grimlock> there we go
(Feb 02, 2010) [8:39:10pm] <&Blake> LMAO
(Feb 02, 2010) [8:39:11pm] <&Blake> wtf
(Feb 02, 2010) [8:39:23pm] <&Blake> into some kinky shit there
(Feb 02, 2010) [8:40:56pm] <&Jason> grim does that to guys though
(Feb 02, 2010) [8:41:08pm] <&Blake> with you most likely
(Feb 02, 2010) [8:41:15pm] <&Jason> duh
(Feb 02, 2010) [8:41:21pm] <&Blake> LOL
(Feb 02, 2010) [8:41:25pm] <&grimlock> .....
(Feb 02, 2010) [8:41:33pm] <&Jason> i zampino him alot
(Feb 02, 2010) [8:41:37pm] <&grimlock> i thought that was mink who was into that guy action
(Feb 02, 2010) [8:41:42pm] <&grimlock> not jason
(Feb 02, 2010) [8:41:43pm] <&xSubZer0x> so Jason are you saying you and grimlock are gay together?
(Feb 02, 2010) [8:41:48pm] <&Jason> no
(Feb 02, 2010) [8:41:55pm] <&Jason> me beating off on his ear doesnt make me gay
(Feb 02, 2010) [8:42:00pm] <&Jason> but it does make him gay
<&shadowlink_HLG> don't call me an asshole Eruza
<&shadowlink_HLG> or I'll k-line you
<%Eruza> Excuse me?
<%Eruza> are you a staff member?
<&shadowlink_HLG> or come over there and hurt you.
<&shadowlink_HLG> yes
<&shadowlink_HLG> i'm a secret staff
<&shadowlink_HLG> only ppl i trust can know
* &shadowlink_HLG (~nds@Rizon-9CF236EF.dsl.bell.ca) Quit (Killed (Kyouka-sama (Pretending to be staff is bad mmkay?)))
* shadowlink_HLG (~nds@Rizon-9CF236EF.dsl.bell.ca) has joined #minichan
<&shadowlink_HLG> ok ok
<&shadowlink_HLG> ok
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Originally Posted by Kokizzzle
LMAO that kid fails so bad its almost not funny anymore... no its totally funny!!!:D
[Mar 08, 2010] [1:01:01am] <&linux_probe> man my knees are killing me ._. 8 hours today crawling on floor joists and 2x4 scraps running plumbing
[Mar 08, 2010] [1:01:11am] <&Jason> likely story
[Mar 08, 2010] [1:01:24am] <&Jason> ive heard some prostitutes do use kneepads
[Mar 08, 2010] [1:01:37am] <&linux_probe> i have 2 sets of knee pads
[Mar 08, 2010] [1:01:49am] <&Jason> ah so its true
[Mar 08, 2010] [1:01:54am] <&linux_probe> couldn't really use them, being they'd not stay ontop the joists
[Mar 08, 2010] [1:02:16am] <&linux_probe> one slipup = fall through finished ceiling ._.
[Mar 08, 2010] [1:02:33am] <&Jason> cool
[Mar 08, 2010] [1:02:48am] <&linux_probe> so i had to bear-knee them
[Mar 08, 2010] [1:02:52am] <&linux_probe> bare**
[Mar 08, 2010] [1:03:07am] <&Jason> as long as you used a condom