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    Default How to lose weight...

    Sex burns 360 calories per hour.


    Now if only fat people could find someone to have sex with.
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    Fat people always need some lovin' just gotta find the skinniest fattest people out there, I am willing to take one for the team fat chicks unite
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    Totally wrong.

    Fat people need love too, they just have to pay for it.
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    Fat chicks don't have to pay for me, I am a totally free services for them to use at whim.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yourname View Post
    Fat chicks don't have to pay for me, I am a totally free services for them to use at whim.
    You are a terrible person.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kokizzzle View Post
    You are a terrible person.

    HAHAHA never claimed to be a good person
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    Yourname.... Wtf.

    You're disgusting.. Wanna ride the ripples and pretend you're surfing or something?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirsty View Post
    Yourname.... Wtf.

    You're disgusting.. Wanna ride the ripples and pretend you're surfing or something?

    LMAOOOOOOO HELLZ YEAH!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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    Nope, their problem is that their other best friend is a box of doughnuts.
    Burn360 calories in an hour.
    Eat 2 400 calorie doughnuts in 5 minutes.
    Their not going to win that game!

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    Screw you I had a donut yesterday.
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