Explain getting arrested for this...

[Jason]

It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA.

[Blake]

That is just dumb, but I see that as one of those laws that isn't enforced.

[HoofinIt]

It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA.

Maybe they consider burping and sneezing work.
AND you know there isno work allowed on the sabbeth day.

[Blake]

Maybe they consider burping and sneezing work.
AND you know there isno work allowed on the sabbeth day.

Very unlikely.

[HoofinIt]

Very unlikely.

How would you know?
You have sonethin' you wanna share with us Vlake?

[Blake]

How would you know?
You have sonethin' you wanna share with us Vlake?

I have nothing to share.

[Jason]

Herpes????????

[HoofinIt]

It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA.

Fortunately they used the word 'or' in there! If the person does a snurp he/she is safe!! Yup, there's nothing like a sneezing burp in the audience. SNURRRRRP!!!