Who names their goldfish?

[Jason]

"Jaws" is the most common name for a goldfish.

[Kokizzzle]

They really are the worst pets ever. You can't play with them, they don't live long, they're not very good-looking (in my opinion), and they're boring to watch if you ask me. I guess the advantages of keeping one would be the lack of need to really care for it other than replacing water/food every once in a while... and I suppose they're also relatively cheap.

[Blake]

It is actually said they are good "pets" to have. Watching the fish in their tank is suppose to be relaxing and lower your blood pressure. But I will stick to having dogs(the only true animal to have for a pet, cats too).

[Kokizzzle]

It is actually said they are good "pets" to have. Watching the fish in their tank is suppose to be relaxing and lower your blood pressure. But I will stick to having dogs(the only true animal to have for a pet, cats too).

I'd rather get a massage or drink green tea to relax rather than watching a goldfish all day, but that's just my personal opinion.

[Blake]

I'd rather get a massage or drink green tea to relax rather than watching a goldfish all day, but that's just my personal opinion.

Don't get me wrong, but it is a proven fact that having goldfish do that. I had like goldfish when I was like 8y/o, they are a pain in the ass to keep up esp. having to clean a tank.

[Jason]

I prefer a pet raccoon.

[Blake]

I prefer a pet raccoon.

Oddly enough I think that would suit you. A raccoon looks like a bandit and you are a butt bandit, so it all works out for you.

[Jason]

I have had a raccoon for a pet before.

[Blake]

I have had a raccoon for a pet before.

How did you even get a hold of one?

[Jason]

Knew someone who went coon hunting and shot the mom.