No idea if there's already one, but I searched this forum for irpg and didn't find anything. Anyway, it's pretty simple. Here's the source: http://pastie.org/995600

Example output: /irpg Nessun
[14:12:08] Nessun is FuckYou!Fuck@You
[14:12:08] Nessun is an evil level 99 admin, and is currently online.
[14:12:09] With an item sum of 1191, they have idled a total of 999 days, 12 hours, 39 minutes and 7 seconds and will level in 19 days, 3 hours, 32 minutes and 25 seconds.
[14:12:10] They have been penalized a total of 527 days, 2 hours, 9 minutes and 49 seconds.
[14:12:10] They are an admin, and are currently positioned at 111,40.